April 2011
Seeing Kate at Rock Talk last night
Seeing her after 9838904398 days.
when she was explaining her life
Preforming NEW songs.
when she plays with your heart strings with new lyrics
NUFF SAID
Is beyond proud and excited to be the 2011-2012...
itsnotatinyguitar:
Disney field show. This is going to be the freaking best.
ARE YOU NIBBLING ON MY LEFT NUT?!?!? GIBBY THATS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!! I KNOW YOU’RE GONNA STRUT THAT SWAG OF YOURS & BE A BOSS OF COURSE
Eminem appreciation post.
sickobsesseddiva:
What is wrong with humanity?
amelancholytown:
iwannaberaytoro:
“I’ll catch a grenade for yaaa~~~~~~”
Normal teenage girls:
Me:
“WHY ARE PEOPLE THROWING GRENADES AT ME?!”
also… why would you try to catch it? bruno mars you must be stupid… run teh fuq away!
Pretty Platypus Rock.
nicoleidoscopicworld:
My name is Perry,
I’m so very,
Fly oh my it’s a little bit scary,
Dogs wanna marry looking at my derri-erre, and every single day,
they ask “Where’s Perry?”
Don’t hate me ‘cause Im a Platypus.
Don’t hate me ‘cause Im a Platypus.
-Perry The Platypus
// Pretty Platypus Rock.
When someone says "You're weird"
Going Downstairs
On The Weekend
On A School Day
When your Parent calls you for Food..
Alteration of lyrics can lead to altercation
You: say anything
You: please
Stranger: hi.?
You: say you're a mess
You: say it's a shame
You: say something
You: say anything
You: anything
You: anything
You: please.
Stranger: why?
You: you know i miss you
You: you know i wish you miss me too
Stranger: I don't know you.
You: tell me you do
Stranger: but, fine.
Stranger: I'm a mess.
Stranger: It's a shame.
Stranger: I wont ever miss you.
Stranger: more than I do now.
Stranger: I need you.
Stranger: i WANT you.
You: And now we're talkin' smooth, eh?
Stranger: a bit.
Stranger: waiiiit. Are you Canadian?
You: no.
Stranger: :(
Stranger: anyways, I miss you so much, and I need you here with me. NOW.
Stranger: I'm 17, I'll make mistakes.
You: it's now or never.
You: I'm not gonna live forever.
You: I just wanna live while I'm alive.
You: it's
You: my
You: life!
Stranger: I want to be in it!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Getting your friend's attention:
Getting your best friend’s attention:
Tomorrow's Theme: dildos - What do you think?
Every day I choose a different theme to post pics about. Today was Anal. Tomorrow I think dildos, unless you have a request...?
I wanna go down the shore.
kiriboo:
Just to make a Sandcastle. <3
i love you.
kiriboo:
without you my heart would be just another muscle, barely keeping me alive.
"Do you know how many calories are in that?"
immabeaseaotter:
“…Do you know how many fucks I give?”
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